There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to
get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to
the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the
diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The
bad news is that the muscles aroundyour penis are deteriorating, and there is
no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there
are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's
trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going
through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have
I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes hisgirlfriend out to a nice restaurant to
celebrate his new equipment. Whilesitting at the table, he feels a stirring
between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of
being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down andunzips his fly to relieve some of the
pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and
grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,"That was impressive! Can you
do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if
Ican fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
