New Defination of Que

Getting an erection while standing in a queue is also called as 

"Line me khada hona" 😜😜😜

What a Reply

अफसर: आप नौसेना में भर्ती होने आये है,

और आपको तैरना नहीं आता? 


पप्पू: तो क्या हुआ सर! 

जो वायुसेना में जाते है,


उनहे उड़ना थोड़ी आता है 


अफ़सर का अंतिम संस्कार कल हे

Example of Hard Working

Mehnat 

Itni Khamoshi se Karo 

ke 

Safalta 

Shor 

Macha de....
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"Pregnancy" is one example..

Aadab Arz Hai...

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Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......

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Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......
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To Chaand Tarey Todna to Chhoti Baat Hai.........

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.Hum to Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey....!!!!

Name in English

man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."

Sex Education??????

Santa ke Bete Pappu ke School Se complaint aayi.
Santa School Gaya.
Pappu Ki Teacher ne Bataya ki Maine ise ek FORM Fill karne ko diya tha,
isne Name aur Age Field to sahi Fill Kar diye. But,
Sex Field me Likh Diya,
"NAHI KARTE, KABHI-KABHI MUTH MAAR LETE HAIN".

Ye Sun Kar Santa Preshan ho gaya aur Teacher se bola

Santa - Main to Very Confusing ho gaya.

Teacher - Why"

Santa - Ab ise Sex Karna Sikhau ya Form Fill Karna?????

Small Things.......

IMPORTANCE OF SMALL THINGS IN LIFE....


Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

Why Gals Wear Flower Printed Panties?

Ever Wonder Why Women's /Gals Wear Panties with Printed Flowers ?
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Its a way to Saying "Come Please Water My Garden With Your PIPE"
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T-Shirt Design

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.

Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,

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Dudh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hooo....

Exclusive Joke of Munni.........

Exclusive Joke of Munni.........

Kallu flirting with Munni...

Kallu - pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam................

pee lun tere gile-gile hoto Ki sargam.......................

Munni - Abe in dono ke beech mein NAAK bhi aati hai.
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Vo bhi pee k dekh..

To Munni Badnam Ho Jayegi Dearling Tere Liye...........

Banta ki Biwi

Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha

Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

Expiry Date of Condom

Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola

Wife: “Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.”

Santa: “Aye, Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya?

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Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai“

Flower Printed Panties

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?

Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

Gand Ka Dard!!!

Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.

Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Aye Chalaak Na Ban! Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“

Santa in USA

Santa Ki Relation Mein Uske Mama USA Mein Thhe, Unhone Santa Ko Gaanv Se USA Bulaya Taki Vo Bhi Kuch Paisi Kama Sake.

Santa USA Pahuncha To Mama Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Yahan Angrejo Ke Sath Rah Ke Kuch Seekh Jayega

Mama Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iska First Day Hai Kisi Ache Se Hotel Mein Thehrata Hun.

Five Star Hotel Mein Room Dilva Ke Mama Kuch Saman Lene Chale Gaye.

Piche Se Santa Ko Bade Jor Se Potty Aayi Jaisi Hi Bathroom Mein Gussa To English Seat Dekh Ke Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Latrine Kaisi Karu

Kafi Dimag Lagane Ke Baad Usko Idea Aya Usne Bag Mein Se Ek Polythin Nikala Aur Usmein Potty Karke Band Kar Diya.

Ab Usne Socha Ki Isko Fenku Kaha Yaha To Sab Saaf Saaf Hai Gaanv Hota To Sadak Pe Fenk Deta.

Itne Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Usne Socha Ki Main Fan Ke Ek Par (Wing) Pe Rakh Deta Hun. Usne Aisa Hi Kiya

Par Fan Ka Swtich Off Karna Bhul Gaya, Aur Itne Mein Genset Chal Gaya Aur Pankha Fir Chal Gaya.

To Sari Potty Deewaro Par Aur Chatt (Roof) Pe Lag Gayi. Ye Dekh Ke Santa Ke Hosh Udd Gaye.

Usne Fatafat Room Service Wale Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Ki: “Ye 100$ Pakad Aur In Sab Ko Saaf Kar De Jaldi Se”

Room Boy Hairani Se Bola: “Sir Ji, Main Aapko 500$ Deta Hun, Par Mujhe Bas Ye Bata Do Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kaisi“

Santa Ki Problm!

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”

Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

Aaj Kal Ke Bachche

Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“

Shayri

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.

Sexy Shayri

intro deti hoon main apna, naam hai radha rani,
jugwalo aao suno, sunati hoon main apni kahani,
army ke ek barde affsar ki hoon main iklauti beti,
fauji ki beti hoon main, duniya se nahin thi darti, pyaar se pali thi main, karti thi main manmani,
chauda saal umeria meri, hui na thi abhi syaani,
bachpan se hoon, nature ki bahut hee passionate,
choti umer se karti thi main har roz masturbate,

papa ek din bole, jaana hai shadi main barreli,
maa ne kaha, hai reh jayegi meri radha akeli,
chod na de koyi isse, yeh hai abhi bholi bhaali,
tera bhaiya karega radha ki choot ki rakhwali,

mama ne bhanji dekhi, dekhi usski chardi jawani,
ussi samay ussne mujhe chodne ki dil main thaani,
laurda khara hua usska, milegi kori choot suhani,
choot chodunga bhanji ki, karunga apni manmani,

mama ne ghumaya, movie dikhayee aur khilai bhel,
raat ko nanga kar, meri choot main laurda diya pel,
dard hui, tha pahela meri choot aur ik lund ka mel,
aissa mujhe choda, achha laga mujhe chudai ka khel,

gaand mari, choosi meri chuchi, choot ki kari chudai,
maine bhi kasser na chordi, peeyi maine lund ki malai,
mama ko khana kilaya, botel pilaayi aur pilaayi chai,
boli mama jo chaho, ho jaaye, karo meri phuddi enjai,

mama aap ho barde susst, kab mujhe phir chodo ge,
aissi choot phir kahan milegi, dhoondte reh jaaoge,
dil bhar kar mujhe chodo aissi choot phir na paaoge,
main kahin phurr ho jauigi tau dekhte hee reh jaoge

subhay ho ya ho shaam, raat ho ya hui ho abhi bhor,
main har samay machaati raheti thi bus yehi ek shor,
mama chodo, baar baar chodo, yeh dil mange more,
chod chod kar thaka mama, bhag gaya hui main bore,

meri choot ab kaun chodega, reh gayi thi main akeli,
kiya karti main, phir se choot main daali apni ungali,
ek din garden main milli mujhe ek lady bahut albeli,
sabz bagh dikhaye mujko, usske saath hee main holi,

ussi raat ko, usske bhaiyon ne phard di meri choli,
raat bhar undono ne, bari bari meri phuddi chodi,
subhai hui dono bole didi yeh nahin hai itni bholi,
radha ki choot ko kissi ne pahele se hee hai kholi,

ik din aaya ek mota lala lekar ruppay kayi hazaar,
radha lele, par chodunga tujhe raat bhar kayi baar,
issi tarhe kuch dinauon main, bane kayi mere yaar,
lady ne kar diya tha shuru, meri choot ka vyapaar,

kya maloom tha hoga iss nigodri choot ka yeh fate,
ek lund nahin, karenge hazaaron meri bur se mate,
sahebji dekh yeh paisa laya, ab karega meri chudai,
naam tha radha rani, kahete hain ab sab zeenat bai,

Condom "n" Tabiz

Hamesha Condom aur Tabiz apne paas rakhna chahiye.

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"Bhoot Aur Choot" Kahin v mil sakte hain!