Banta ki Biwi

Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha

Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

Boobbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssss

Sante Ne Bante Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”

Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“

Expiry Date of Condom

Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola

Wife: “Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.”

Santa: “Aye, Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya?

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Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai“

Flower Printed Panties

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?

Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

Gand Ka Dard!!!

Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.

Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Aye Chalaak Na Ban! Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“

Santa in USA

Santa Ki Relation Mein Uske Mama USA Mein Thhe, Unhone Santa Ko Gaanv Se USA Bulaya Taki Vo Bhi Kuch Paisi Kama Sake.

Santa USA Pahuncha To Mama Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Yahan Angrejo Ke Sath Rah Ke Kuch Seekh Jayega

Mama Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iska First Day Hai Kisi Ache Se Hotel Mein Thehrata Hun.

Five Star Hotel Mein Room Dilva Ke Mama Kuch Saman Lene Chale Gaye.

Piche Se Santa Ko Bade Jor Se Potty Aayi Jaisi Hi Bathroom Mein Gussa To English Seat Dekh Ke Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Latrine Kaisi Karu

Kafi Dimag Lagane Ke Baad Usko Idea Aya Usne Bag Mein Se Ek Polythin Nikala Aur Usmein Potty Karke Band Kar Diya.

Ab Usne Socha Ki Isko Fenku Kaha Yaha To Sab Saaf Saaf Hai Gaanv Hota To Sadak Pe Fenk Deta.

Itne Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Usne Socha Ki Main Fan Ke Ek Par (Wing) Pe Rakh Deta Hun. Usne Aisa Hi Kiya

Par Fan Ka Swtich Off Karna Bhul Gaya, Aur Itne Mein Genset Chal Gaya Aur Pankha Fir Chal Gaya.

To Sari Potty Deewaro Par Aur Chatt (Roof) Pe Lag Gayi. Ye Dekh Ke Santa Ke Hosh Udd Gaye.

Usne Fatafat Room Service Wale Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Ki: “Ye 100$ Pakad Aur In Sab Ko Saaf Kar De Jaldi Se”

Room Boy Hairani Se Bola: “Sir Ji, Main Aapko 500$ Deta Hun, Par Mujhe Bas Ye Bata Do Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kaisi“

Santa Ki Problm!

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”

Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

Aaj Kal Ke Bachche

Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“

Shayri

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.

Sexy Shayri

intro deti hoon main apna, naam hai radha rani,
jugwalo aao suno, sunati hoon main apni kahani,
army ke ek barde affsar ki hoon main iklauti beti,
fauji ki beti hoon main, duniya se nahin thi darti, pyaar se pali thi main, karti thi main manmani,
chauda saal umeria meri, hui na thi abhi syaani,
bachpan se hoon, nature ki bahut hee passionate,
choti umer se karti thi main har roz masturbate,

papa ek din bole, jaana hai shadi main barreli,
maa ne kaha, hai reh jayegi meri radha akeli,
chod na de koyi isse, yeh hai abhi bholi bhaali,
tera bhaiya karega radha ki choot ki rakhwali,

mama ne bhanji dekhi, dekhi usski chardi jawani,
ussi samay ussne mujhe chodne ki dil main thaani,
laurda khara hua usska, milegi kori choot suhani,
choot chodunga bhanji ki, karunga apni manmani,

mama ne ghumaya, movie dikhayee aur khilai bhel,
raat ko nanga kar, meri choot main laurda diya pel,
dard hui, tha pahela meri choot aur ik lund ka mel,
aissa mujhe choda, achha laga mujhe chudai ka khel,

gaand mari, choosi meri chuchi, choot ki kari chudai,
maine bhi kasser na chordi, peeyi maine lund ki malai,
mama ko khana kilaya, botel pilaayi aur pilaayi chai,
boli mama jo chaho, ho jaaye, karo meri phuddi enjai,

mama aap ho barde susst, kab mujhe phir chodo ge,
aissi choot phir kahan milegi, dhoondte reh jaaoge,
dil bhar kar mujhe chodo aissi choot phir na paaoge,
main kahin phurr ho jauigi tau dekhte hee reh jaoge

subhay ho ya ho shaam, raat ho ya hui ho abhi bhor,
main har samay machaati raheti thi bus yehi ek shor,
mama chodo, baar baar chodo, yeh dil mange more,
chod chod kar thaka mama, bhag gaya hui main bore,

meri choot ab kaun chodega, reh gayi thi main akeli,
kiya karti main, phir se choot main daali apni ungali,
ek din garden main milli mujhe ek lady bahut albeli,
sabz bagh dikhaye mujko, usske saath hee main holi,

ussi raat ko, usske bhaiyon ne phard di meri choli,
raat bhar undono ne, bari bari meri phuddi chodi,
subhai hui dono bole didi yeh nahin hai itni bholi,
radha ki choot ko kissi ne pahele se hee hai kholi,

ik din aaya ek mota lala lekar ruppay kayi hazaar,
radha lele, par chodunga tujhe raat bhar kayi baar,
issi tarhe kuch dinauon main, bane kayi mere yaar,
lady ne kar diya tha shuru, meri choot ka vyapaar,

kya maloom tha hoga iss nigodri choot ka yeh fate,
ek lund nahin, karenge hazaaron meri bur se mate,
sahebji dekh yeh paisa laya, ab karega meri chudai,
naam tha radha rani, kahete hain ab sab zeenat bai,

Condom "n" Tabiz

Hamesha Condom aur Tabiz apne paas rakhna chahiye.

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"Bhoot Aur Choot" Kahin v mil sakte hain!

SUZI

Bachcha 2 Shopkeeper - "Uncle Suzi hai??"
Shopkeeper - "Haan! Beta Suzi hai."
Bachcha - "Sale, Fir Marwai Kyun Thi??"

Song for Penis

Song for Penis of different ages :-

18 : Pehla Nasha....

18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....

30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....

41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....

55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...

80 Saal ka Baba aur 20 Saal ki Biwi

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain”

Doctor Kehta Hai: “Excatly Ab Samjhe Kuch“

Genious Ladka

Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”

Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega

Usne To Meri Woh Bimaari Bhi Door Ker Di Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.

Mirza Ghalib

Qutub Minar Ko Dekh Kar Mirza Ghalib Ne Kya Farmaya???

Arrey Dharti Maa To Aurat Thi, Phir Yeh Lauda Kahan Se Aa Gaya

Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam

Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:

1. Murde Ki Muth Marna
2. Ziraf Ki Gand Marna
3. Chinti Ke Boobs Dabana
4. Machar Ke Liye Condom Banana
5. Kutiya Ke Liye Bra Banana

Kauva To Udd Gaya!!!

Sardar Ji Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Aur Achanak Ek Kauve (Crow) Ne Sardar Ji Ke Sir Per Beeth (Shit) Ker Di

Sardarni Tissue Lekar Bahar Aayi

To Sardar Ji Gusse Se Bole: “Ab Kiski Gaand Saaf Kaaregi, Kauva To Udd Gaya“

Before & After "SHAADI"

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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5 saal baad........

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

Philosphy of Life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

Police Nahi Pakdti Kya??

Ek British Tourist ne India Me ek Sardar ko Sadak K Kinare Su-Su Karte Dekh aur usse puchcha - Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?
Sardar - (Roni Surat Bana K) - Nahi G, Yahan Khud Apna Pakad Kar Karna Padta Hai.

Bada Koun???

Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Wo Kese?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

Kaam

Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya, 400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya”

Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Sirf Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya, 5000 Kamaya Aur Tail ki ek boond v nahi lagai.“

Mahan Aadmi Ka Vichar

Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar

Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon

Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai

Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,

Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..

Every Thucking Day!

Feeees

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

Dil Upper Kar Do

Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli

“Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai”

Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun”

Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

Ladkiyo Ki Izzat

Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?

Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar, Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai

Romatic Budha

Ek Din Ek Budha Romantic Mood Mein Apni Biwi Se Bola

“Darling, Main Tumhare Liye Aasmaan Se Taare Tod Launga”

Budhi: “Benchod, Muh Se Mungfuli To Todi Nahi Jaati Aur Gaa.Nd Se Akhrot Todne Ke Sapne Dekh Raha Hai“