बीवी चालीसा

❤बीवी सेवा सच्ची सेवा !❤
❤जो करे वो खाये मेवा !!❤ 
❤जो बीवी के पाँव दबावै !❤
❤बस वैकुंठ परम पद पावै ❤
❤जो बीवी की करे गुलामी !❤
❤ना आये कोई परेशानी !!❤
❤जो बीवी की धोवे साड़ी !❤
❤उसकी किस्मत जग से न्यारी !!❤ 
❤भूत पिशाच निकट नहिं आवै !❤
❤जो  बीवी के कीर्तन गावै !!❤
❤हाथ जोड़ कर कीजिये❤
❤पत्नी जी का ध्यान❤
❤घर में खुशहाली रहे❤
❤हो जाये कल्यान❤
❤घरवाली को नमन कर❤
❤माला लेकर हाथ ❤
❤मुख से पत्नी-वन्दना❤
❤बोलो मेरे साथ❤
❤जय पत्नी देवी कल्यानी ❤
❤माया तेरी ना पहचानी !!❤
❤तुमसे सारे देवता हारे !❤
❤डर से थर-थर कांपें सारे ❤
❤नहिं चरित्र तुम्हरा कोई जाना !❤
❤नर क्या ईश्वर ना पहचाना !!❤
❤अपरम्पार तुम्हारी माया !❤
❤कोई इसका पार न पाया !!❤
❤लगो देखने में तुम गुड़िया !❤
❤हो लेकिन आफत की पुड़िया !!❤
❤हे मेरे बच्चों की माता !❤
❤तुम हो मेरी भाग्यविधाता !!❤
❤है बेलन हथियार तुम्हारा !❤
❤जब चाहा सिर पर दे मारा !!❤
❤ऐसी तेरी निकले बोली !❤
❤जैसे हो बंदूक की गोली !!❤ 
❤हम तुमसे डरते हैं ऐसे !❤
❤चोर पुलिस से डरता जैसे !!❤ 
❤ऐसा है आतंक तुम्हारा !❤
❤बिच्छू जैसा डंक तुम्हारा !!❤
❤करे पति जो पत्नी-सेवा !❤
❤मिलती उसको सच्ची मेवा !!❤
❤पत्नी-वन्दना जो कोई गावे !❤
❤जीवन में कोई कष्ट न पावे !!❤
❤प्रभु दीक्षित कर पत्नी-वन्दन❤
❤पत्नी का कर लो अभिनन्दन !!❤
❤वन्दहु पत्नी मुख-कमल❤
❤गुण-अवगुण की खान !❤
❤मिले नहीं बिन आपके,❤
❤पतियों को सम्मान !!❤

❤❤! '''''बोलो पत्नी रानी की ......''''' !❤❤
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Aadab Arz Hai...

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Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......

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To Chaand Tarey Todna to Chhoti Baat Hai.........

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.Hum to Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey....!!!!

Name in English

man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."

Small Things.......

IMPORTANCE OF SMALL THINGS IN LIFE....


Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

Why Gals Wear Flower Printed Panties?

Ever Wonder Why Women's /Gals Wear Panties with Printed Flowers ?
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Its a way to Saying "Come Please Water My Garden With Your PIPE"
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T-Shirt Design

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.

Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,

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Dudh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hooo....

Name of Fruitsssss

Lady Teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 Fruits k Naam Batao?
Kallu :
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja Ke Amrood
2 Shanti Ke Tarbooz
2 Priya Ke Santre
2 Anchal Ke Nimboo
Aur....
1 Mera Kela
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Banta ki Biwi

Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha

Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

Expiry Date of Condom

Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola

Wife: “Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.”

Santa: “Aye, Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya?

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Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai“

Flower Printed Panties

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?

Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

Gand Ka Dard!!!

Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.

Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Aye Chalaak Na Ban! Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“

Santa Ki Problm!

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”

Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

Sexy Shayri

intro deti hoon main apna, naam hai radha rani,
jugwalo aao suno, sunati hoon main apni kahani,
army ke ek barde affsar ki hoon main iklauti beti,
fauji ki beti hoon main, duniya se nahin thi darti, pyaar se pali thi main, karti thi main manmani,
chauda saal umeria meri, hui na thi abhi syaani,
bachpan se hoon, nature ki bahut hee passionate,
choti umer se karti thi main har roz masturbate,

papa ek din bole, jaana hai shadi main barreli,
maa ne kaha, hai reh jayegi meri radha akeli,
chod na de koyi isse, yeh hai abhi bholi bhaali,
tera bhaiya karega radha ki choot ki rakhwali,

mama ne bhanji dekhi, dekhi usski chardi jawani,
ussi samay ussne mujhe chodne ki dil main thaani,
laurda khara hua usska, milegi kori choot suhani,
choot chodunga bhanji ki, karunga apni manmani,

mama ne ghumaya, movie dikhayee aur khilai bhel,
raat ko nanga kar, meri choot main laurda diya pel,
dard hui, tha pahela meri choot aur ik lund ka mel,
aissa mujhe choda, achha laga mujhe chudai ka khel,

gaand mari, choosi meri chuchi, choot ki kari chudai,
maine bhi kasser na chordi, peeyi maine lund ki malai,
mama ko khana kilaya, botel pilaayi aur pilaayi chai,
boli mama jo chaho, ho jaaye, karo meri phuddi enjai,

mama aap ho barde susst, kab mujhe phir chodo ge,
aissi choot phir kahan milegi, dhoondte reh jaaoge,
dil bhar kar mujhe chodo aissi choot phir na paaoge,
main kahin phurr ho jauigi tau dekhte hee reh jaoge

subhay ho ya ho shaam, raat ho ya hui ho abhi bhor,
main har samay machaati raheti thi bus yehi ek shor,
mama chodo, baar baar chodo, yeh dil mange more,
chod chod kar thaka mama, bhag gaya hui main bore,

meri choot ab kaun chodega, reh gayi thi main akeli,
kiya karti main, phir se choot main daali apni ungali,
ek din garden main milli mujhe ek lady bahut albeli,
sabz bagh dikhaye mujko, usske saath hee main holi,

ussi raat ko, usske bhaiyon ne phard di meri choli,
raat bhar undono ne, bari bari meri phuddi chodi,
subhai hui dono bole didi yeh nahin hai itni bholi,
radha ki choot ko kissi ne pahele se hee hai kholi,

ik din aaya ek mota lala lekar ruppay kayi hazaar,
radha lele, par chodunga tujhe raat bhar kayi baar,
issi tarhe kuch dinauon main, bane kayi mere yaar,
lady ne kar diya tha shuru, meri choot ka vyapaar,

kya maloom tha hoga iss nigodri choot ka yeh fate,
ek lund nahin, karenge hazaaron meri bur se mate,
sahebji dekh yeh paisa laya, ab karega meri chudai,
naam tha radha rani, kahete hain ab sab zeenat bai,

Genious Ladka

Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”

Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega

Usne To Meri Woh Bimaari Bhi Door Ker Di Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.

Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam

Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:

1. Murde Ki Muth Marna
2. Ziraf Ki Gand Marna
3. Chinti Ke Boobs Dabana
4. Machar Ke Liye Condom Banana
5. Kutiya Ke Liye Bra Banana

Feeees

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth :):):):):). ....

Best Seller Book

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Ran Chod Kar Sandaas

At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system:
'Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk'.

Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat, goes red with anger.
He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.

The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:

Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod.... .....

Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here..
I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..... .....

Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!!!'

Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?'

Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed off) 'Chootia teri ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'

Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then ???'

Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: 'Were you calling me?'

Receptionist: 'Now, who are you?'

Chinese: 'I am Choo Tia......'

Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat!!!!

Dirty Joke - VIAGRA

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol' 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep.' Now it is Runa's turn and she said: 'Viagra'. what is it used for?' 'I think it can be used for diarrhea.' 'Who told you this?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.' Runa