Showing posts with label Good Latest Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Good Latest Jokes. Show all posts

December 18, 2016

What is Marriage?

शादी क्या होती है ......
ये समझने के लिए .....
एक वैज्ञानिक ने शादी कर ली....
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अब उसको समझ नही आ रहा कि 
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विज्ञान क्या होता है...!!
😂😂😂😂😂

June 11, 2016

Whatsapp Joke of the Day

Ek Computer Field ki 
Ladki kya Gaali Degi?
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"Sale Infinite Loop....

Paidayshi Error.... 

Virus Ke Bache...

1 Click Marungi to Dharti se Delete ho ke Paatal mai Install ho jayega.......

July 15, 2011

Small Things.......

IMPORTANCE OF SMALL THINGS IN LIFE....


Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

January 12, 2011

Exclusive Joke of Munni.........

Exclusive Joke of Munni.........

Kallu flirting with Munni...

Kallu - pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam................

pee lun tere gile-gile hoto Ki sargam.......................

Munni - Abe in dono ke beech mein NAAK bhi aati hai.
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Vo bhi pee k dekh..

To Munni Badnam Ho Jayegi Dearling Tere Liye...........

December 14, 2010

Flower Printed Panties

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?

Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

October 07, 2010

Aaj Kal Ke Bachche

Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao

Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.

June 11, 2010

Sexy Shayri

intro deti hoon main apna, naam hai radha rani,
jugwalo aao suno, sunati hoon main apni kahani,
army ke ek barde affsar ki hoon main iklauti beti,
fauji ki beti hoon main, duniya se nahin thi darti, pyaar se pali thi main, karti thi main manmani,
chauda saal umeria meri, hui na thi abhi syaani,
bachpan se hoon, nature ki bahut hee passionate,
choti umer se karti thi main har roz masturbate,

papa ek din bole, jaana hai shadi main barreli,
maa ne kaha, hai reh jayegi meri radha akeli,
chod na de koyi isse, yeh hai abhi bholi bhaali,
tera bhaiya karega radha ki choot ki rakhwali,

mama ne bhanji dekhi, dekhi usski chardi jawani,
ussi samay ussne mujhe chodne ki dil main thaani,
laurda khara hua usska, milegi kori choot suhani,
choot chodunga bhanji ki, karunga apni manmani,

mama ne ghumaya, movie dikhayee aur khilai bhel,
raat ko nanga kar, meri choot main laurda diya pel,
dard hui, tha pahela meri choot aur ik lund ka mel,
aissa mujhe choda, achha laga mujhe chudai ka khel,

gaand mari, choosi meri chuchi, choot ki kari chudai,
maine bhi kasser na chordi, peeyi maine lund ki malai,
mama ko khana kilaya, botel pilaayi aur pilaayi chai,
boli mama jo chaho, ho jaaye, karo meri phuddi enjai,

mama aap ho barde susst, kab mujhe phir chodo ge,
aissi choot phir kahan milegi, dhoondte reh jaaoge,
dil bhar kar mujhe chodo aissi choot phir na paaoge,
main kahin phurr ho jauigi tau dekhte hee reh jaoge

subhay ho ya ho shaam, raat ho ya hui ho abhi bhor,
main har samay machaati raheti thi bus yehi ek shor,
mama chodo, baar baar chodo, yeh dil mange more,
chod chod kar thaka mama, bhag gaya hui main bore,

meri choot ab kaun chodega, reh gayi thi main akeli,
kiya karti main, phir se choot main daali apni ungali,
ek din garden main milli mujhe ek lady bahut albeli,
sabz bagh dikhaye mujko, usske saath hee main holi,

ussi raat ko, usske bhaiyon ne phard di meri choli,
raat bhar undono ne, bari bari meri phuddi chodi,
subhai hui dono bole didi yeh nahin hai itni bholi,
radha ki choot ko kissi ne pahele se hee hai kholi,

ik din aaya ek mota lala lekar ruppay kayi hazaar,
radha lele, par chodunga tujhe raat bhar kayi baar,
issi tarhe kuch dinauon main, bane kayi mere yaar,
lady ne kar diya tha shuru, meri choot ka vyapaar,

kya maloom tha hoga iss nigodri choot ka yeh fate,
ek lund nahin, karenge hazaaron meri bur se mate,
sahebji dekh yeh paisa laya, ab karega meri chudai,
naam tha radha rani, kahete hain ab sab zeenat bai,

May 13, 2010

Song for Penis

Song for Penis of different ages :-

18 : Pehla Nasha....

18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....

30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....

41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....

55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...

January 08, 2010

Feeees

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai

December 11, 2009

HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth :):):):):). ....