A New One Joke

Give Me a Kiss!!!!!

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a
little in the mood.

With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?".... ......... .......

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you .. "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's
older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a
sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if
need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's
sake and all of ours....

"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"

Aadab Arz Hai...

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Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......

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Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......
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To Chaand Tarey Todna to Chhoti Baat Hai.........

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.Hum to Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey....!!!!

Name in English

man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."

Naari Shakti

Que: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

Ans.: Naari Ka Matlab Hai "Shakti".

Que.: To Phir.... Purash Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

 Ans.: Very Simple.....

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Purash Ka Matlab Hota Hai...........

 

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. "Sehan Shakti"

Adult Joke of The Day - Istri Garam Hai ......

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Ki.

Dobhi Rote Hue Bola : “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”

Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.

Police Wala: “Fir?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“

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Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte.......

Small Things.......

IMPORTANCE OF SMALL THINGS IN LIFE....


Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

Why Gals Wear Flower Printed Panties?

Ever Wonder Why Women's /Gals Wear Panties with Printed Flowers ?
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Its a way to Saying "Come Please Water My Garden With Your PIPE"
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Name of Fruitsssss

Lady Teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 Fruits k Naam Batao?
Kallu :
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja Ke Amrood
2 Shanti Ke Tarbooz
2 Priya Ke Santre
2 Anchal Ke Nimboo
Aur....
1 Mera Kela
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Song for Penis

Song for Penis of different ages :-

18 : Pehla Nasha....

18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....

30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....

41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....

55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...

80 Saal ka Baba aur 20 Saal ki Biwi

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain”

Doctor Kehta Hai: “Excatly Ab Samjhe Kuch“

Genious Ladka

Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”

Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega

Usne To Meri Woh Bimaari Bhi Door Ker Di Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.

Mirza Ghalib

Qutub Minar Ko Dekh Kar Mirza Ghalib Ne Kya Farmaya???

Arrey Dharti Maa To Aurat Thi, Phir Yeh Lauda Kahan Se Aa Gaya

Kauva To Udd Gaya!!!

Sardar Ji Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Aur Achanak Ek Kauve (Crow) Ne Sardar Ji Ke Sir Per Beeth (Shit) Ker Di

Sardarni Tissue Lekar Bahar Aayi

To Sardar Ji Gusse Se Bole: “Ab Kiski Gaand Saaf Kaaregi, Kauva To Udd Gaya“

Police Nahi Pakdti Kya??

Ek British Tourist ne India Me ek Sardar ko Sadak K Kinare Su-Su Karte Dekh aur usse puchcha - Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?
Sardar - (Roni Surat Bana K) - Nahi G, Yahan Khud Apna Pakad Kar Karna Padta Hai.

Mahan Aadmi Ka Vichar

Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar

Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon

Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai

Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,

Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..

Every Thucking Day!

I Love u 2

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

Taliban & Santa

Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) - Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa - Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho, na karo to Gardan!!!

Ran Chod Kar Sandaas

At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system:
'Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk'.

Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat, goes red with anger.
He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.

The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:

Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod.... .....

Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here..
I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..... .....

Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!!!'

Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?'

Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed off) 'Chootia teri ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'

Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then ???'

Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: 'Were you calling me?'

Receptionist: 'Now, who are you?'

Chinese: 'I am Choo Tia......'

Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat!!!!

Dirty Joke - VIAGRA

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol' 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep.' Now it is Runa's turn and she said: 'Viagra'. what is it used for?' 'I think it can be used for diarrhea.' 'Who told you this?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.' Runa

Sardarji k Galiyan

A Sardar travelling on an overnight train to Punjab requests the conductor before retiring
"phaji - Ludhiana savere panj vaje aavega - mainu uthe jaroor utha dena interview lai jana hai. Main Kumbkaran de neend sonda hoon, jarurat pade taan jabardasti utar dena" (I have an interview in Ludhaina in the Morning - kick me off the train there if you have to, as I'm a heavy sleeper)

Sardarji wakes up to the sounds of "chai chai" in Amritsar , looks at time - 8.30 AM. He has missed his interview and is very pissed off, finds the conductor and starts swearing at him in the choicest Punjabi galis. This carries on for about 10 minutes. Another passenger says to the Conductor :-

"ye Sardar ji aap ki maa bahen ek kar rahen hain (giving you maa behen ke galiyan) aur aap hain ke sharafat se sune ja rahe hain"

"bhai sahib " responds the conductor "main enke galiyan to sun he nahin raha hoon. Mujhe to un Sardarji ke galiyaan sun rahi hain jinko maine Ludhaine main utaar diya.