Adult Joke of the Day

A husband and his wife 

are ready to go to sleep.

The husband lies on the bed 

but the wife lies down on the floor.
. 
. 
.
Husband asks, 
"Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"


Wife replies, 

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.
.
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"Because I want to feel something 
.
.
.

HARD for a change!"