January 17, 2012

Sex Education??????

Santa ke Bete Pappu ke School Se complaint aayi.
Santa School Gaya.
Pappu Ki Teacher ne Bataya ki Maine ise ek FORM Fill karne ko diya tha,
isne Name aur Age Field to sahi Fill Kar diye. But,
Sex Field me Likh Diya,
"NAHI KARTE, KABHI-KABHI MUTH MAAR LETE HAIN".

Ye Sun Kar Santa Preshan ho gaya aur Teacher se bola

Santa - Main to Very Confusing ho gaya.

Teacher - Why"

Santa - Ab ise Sex Karna Sikhau ya Form Fill Karna?????

July 15, 2011

Small Things.......

IMPORTANCE OF SMALL THINGS IN LIFE....


Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

June 11, 2011

Why Gals Wear Flower Printed Panties?

Ever Wonder Why Women's /Gals Wear Panties with Printed Flowers ?
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Its a way to Saying "Come Please Water My Garden With Your PIPE"
:)

April 30, 2011

T-Shirt Design

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.

Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,

Par

Dudh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hooo....

Name of Fruitsssss

Lady Teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 Fruits k Naam Batao?
Kallu :
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja Ke Amrood
2 Shanti Ke Tarbooz
2 Priya Ke Santre
2 Anchal Ke Nimboo
Aur....
1 Mera Kela
:)