Active-Passive

Teachr-active se pasive me badlo"bache jb sunsan jagho pe jate hai to hadso ko janm dete hai"
studt-sunsan jagho pe hue hadse hi bacho ko janm dete hai

Son : 5 Rs.do
Dad : Right jeb se le le (Jeb fati thi lun son k hath me aa gya)
SON : Nai hai
DAD : Left jeb dekh (wo jeb v fati thi, phir lun son k hath main aa gaya)
SON : Budhe k pass Paisa 1 v nahi. Lun 2-2 rakhe huye Hain.

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New Dirty Joke

Q.: Ladki aur Car Main Kya Difference hai ?
A.: Car Kharab ho jaye to ruk jati hai
Agar Ladki Kharab ho jaye to Chalu ho jati hai...

Brand New Shiney Jokes

What is shiney's favourite movie?
Luck `Bai' Chance.

What does Shiney like to ride the most?
Bai-cycle

Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
Bai Bai Bai

What is Shiney's fav bedroom line?
Am a Good Boy. You be a GOOD BAI!

What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
He is Bai-Sexual

Who is Shiney's fav football player
'Bai'chung Bhutia

What's Shiney Ahuja's favorite song?
Maid in India

What kind of food does Shiney like
Home Maid

Shiney's maid refused to clean the utensils spotlessly because she is scared of everything shiney.

Dr. SHWETA BANG

HOLLA

Teach to New Student - Whts ur Name ?
Studen - Sir My Name is HOLLA!
Teacher - Whts type of this ?
Student - Sir i was born on Holli so my parents take my Name "HOLLA".
Teacher - Shukar hai tu "Lohdi" k din Paida Nahi hua tha!!!