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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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* Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand......
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* Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

Santre (Oranges)

Man to a Lady, " apne santray sambhaliyeji they disturb me."
Angrily she replies," Tumko kya, santray mere hain. "
Man :" haan! par juice to mera nikal raha hai naa! "

5 Rooms

A Chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.

Gashtiyan Da Adda

Banta : Santa kal main teri biwi nu Gashtiyan (Call Girls) de Adde te dekhiya c. Jara Dhayan Rakhya kar.
Santa : Haye Mere Rabba, Meri Gharwali nu Fuddi l di Aadat kado to pai gayi??