May 16, 2009

Deinations of Kiss

Prof .of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.


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Prof. of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


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Prof. of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.


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Prof. of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.


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Prof. of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


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Prof. of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


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Prof. of Zoology

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.


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Prof. of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.


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Prof. of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.


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Prof. of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.


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Prof. of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


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Prof. of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects


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Prof. of Comp.Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

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