Some Jokes

Chuha Billi se darta hai,

Billi Kutte se darti hai,

Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,

Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,

Bwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..

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A small girl was approached by a stranger on the streets. The stranger asked her, "Could you please tell me where the post office is? Of course replied girl, just wal down this street and take the first left turn.

Thank you said the man. By the way, I am the new pastor of your town. Will you come to church every sunday? I can tell you how to go to heaven.

Oh come on! said the girl. "You don't even know how to go to the post office!"

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Teacher class mein monkey ke bare mein bata raha tha.



Santa was looking outside the class.



Teacher - Santa, look at me otherwise u will never understand how a monkey looks like