Ek aurat ka pati marr gaya, pati ko mare hue 2 saal ho gaye the, bechari ki Chooth mein aag lagi rehti thi. kabhi ungli ghusaati toh kabhi mooli , par Chooth ki aag nahin bhujh paati thi.
ek saheli ko apna dard bataya toh saheli use Makhan Baba ke paas le gayi.
baba ne ek lund prakat kiya aur ush aurat ko de diya. aur kaha jab bhi mann kare l und ko haath mein leke bolna " yeh kya hai ? " bas lund activate ho jaayega aur teri c hoot ki aag bhujha diya karega.
bas phir kya tha , aurat daudi daudi ghar gayi. darwaja band kiya aur lund haath mein leke boli " yeh kya hai? " .
lund activate hua aur 2 feet lumba tann gaya.
uski Chooth ka chittorgarh bana diya.
aurat toh maare khusi ke naachne lagi.
roz subah-shaam darwaja band karti aur lund haath mein leke bolti "yeh kya hai " aur lund use poore maze deta.
uski ek beti thi, use shak hua ki maa roz darwaja band karke kya karti hai, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha maa almari mein kuchh rakh rahi thi.
maa ke jaate hi beti ne almari kholi aur lundd haath mein leke boli " yeh kya hai ? "
lund ne jaisi hi suna beti ki Chooth mein ghush gaya, beti bhi roz maze lene legi .
maa ko shak hua ki beti kya karti hai darwaja band karke, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha beti ne makhan baba wala lundd apni choot mein ghusa rakha tha.
maa rone lagi, sochne lagi ki yeh maine kya kar diya.
agle hi din makhan baba ke paas gayi aur boli, baba ise password protected bana do.
makhan baba dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi.
bole kya protected karna hai, maa boli "yeh jo aapne diya tha baba "
baaba ne kaha mere haath par rakh do , maa ne lund makhan baba ke haath par rakh diya.
makhan baba dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi. makhan baba bole " yeh kya hai ? "
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December 18, 2008
Makhan Baba
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3 comments :
or gand fad di lode ki
lund lelo anirudh baba ka
Baba ji ki Gand ka gondwana bana diya lode ne
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