k aunty holland say INDIA utarti hain...custom wala(ek buzurg)usay suitcase kholnay ko boltaa hai...suitcase kholtay hee usmay say rubber ka l**d(dildo) nikal aata hai...
custom officer : "aapki shaadi ho gai?"
aunty : "10 saal ho gaye"
custom officer : "aapkay pati kahaan hain?"
aunty : "holland may"
custom officer(dildo haath may lekar) : "pati hai toh fir ye kya hai?"
aunty(aankh maartay hue) : "aray sir vo FIXED LANDLINE hai aur ye MOBILE"
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