April 30, 2011

Name of Fruitsssss

Lady Teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 Fruits k Naam Batao?
Kallu :
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja Ke Amrood
2 Shanti Ke Tarbooz
2 Priya Ke Santre
2 Anchal Ke Nimboo
Aur....
1 Mera Kela
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January 12, 2011

Exclusive Joke of Munni.........

Exclusive Joke of Munni.........

Kallu flirting with Munni...

Kallu - pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam................

pee lun tere gile-gile hoto Ki sargam.......................

Munni - Abe in dono ke beech mein NAAK bhi aati hai.
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Vo bhi pee k dekh..

To Munni Badnam Ho Jayegi Dearling Tere Liye...........

December 14, 2010

Banta ki Biwi

Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha

Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?

Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha

Boobbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssss

Sante Ne Bante Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?

Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?

Expiry Date of Condom

Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola

Wife: “Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.

Santa: “Aye, Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya?

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Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai