Bablu and Pappu

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),
with a genius boy (Bablu)
and a smart one (Pappu).

The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this:
Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher: Thinking.... ...
Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu: "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon

nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.
Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to

aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?" Teacher is

sweating as it is getting too much to handle.
Pappu replies: "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!

Guddu Vs Fuddu

A boy went to leave an unknown aunty to her home,

Aunty: Beta raat bahot ho gayi hai yehin so jao G ke room mein
Boy: Nahi aunty main guest room mein so jaunga.

Next morning a very sexy girl brings bed tea for the boy.

Boy: Who r u ?
Girl: Main Guddu, aur aap?
Boy: Main Fuddu!!!

Preeto Ka Office

Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa - Chal Preeto, aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

New One - LITTLE JOHNY

The teacher asks the first grade students what kind of medicines they know
and what they are used for. The first pupil: "Tylenol?"
Teacher: " Very good! And what is it used for?"
Pupil: "It is used for headaches."
Second pupil: "Nytol, Teacher."
Teacher: " Excellent. And what it is used for?"
Pupil: " To help you sleep."
Now it is Johnny's turn and he says: "Viagra."
Teacher: " Johnny, what do you think is it used for?"
Johnny: "It can be used for diarrhea."
Teacher: "Who told you this?"
Johnny: "Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ...
'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder

Difference

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN WAY OF THINKING...! !!!

At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a
sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in
love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other
very much, then, it is spiritually and morally acceptable to the society
that they both engage themselves in the act of physical sex with one
another.

Men wrote : 'I love sex.'

(AFTER READING THIS DO U THINK THAT WOMEN ARE SO COMPLICATED. .)