Some Dirty Jokes

Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye. Sas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi,
dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.
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Pathan 1 ghante s pregnant aurot to chod raha tha. Aurat: ab bas karo mujhe dard ho raha ha. Pathan: chup hilo nahin, mujhe bache k gand nahin nahi mil rahe
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1 sardar apni bhen ki room ma gaya waha osko plastic ka lund mila, who dekh ker bola……………………………………………………………………………………
" acha y hota ha bhen ka lora
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James Bond was showing his new telephatic watch to a gal n say: u r not wearing a panty.
Gal: I m wearing.
Bond: My watch is 10 minutes ahead
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A sardar eats Viagra daily. Friend asked: u don't have wife or gf then y u eat the Viagra daily? Sardar: Bus wase hi underwear ma ronak lagi rehti ha.
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1 Hindu n Muslim s pocha: Tum log khatna kion kerte ho.Muslim ko samaj nahi aya or bola: bas wase hi khobsorti ajati ha
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BV: ao jee, bohat serdi lag rahe ha.
Huby: Pata ha (phir guse se bola) hamari aurtain chodwane se nahi ...............................nahane se ghabrati hain
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Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special
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Beti : Ma Gao ma bollywood wale ayen haen.
Maa: Beti under ajao
Beti: Ma pata ha Imran Hashmi bhi aya ha
Maa: Beti bakri ko bhi under lele
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Suhag rat ma hakle ne kaha " A A Ao na chu chu chu "BV chadi utar ker: "Ab chum le, chod le ya chos le per chu chu na ker
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Dr: sans le…. Or lambi sans….. or lambi…………. Thori or lambi……. Suddenly sound came "khatak"Dr: Lagta ha ap ki paslo fracture haLady: stupid mere bra ka hook toth gaya ha
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Sardar bought a pressure cooker , next day he return the cooker, Shopkeeper: y r u returning it?Sardar: Gher ma jawan betian haen or ye sala setian merta ha
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1 makrani bohat dare se 1 khobsurat lerki ko dekh raha thaLerki: kabhi lerki nahi dekhiMakrani: dekhi ha per soch raha ho, ager tum hamara ma hota to hum bhi itna khobsurat hota
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1 admi bache ko molvi ke pass le jata ha or pochta ha ye bara ho ker kia bane ga. Molvi oske samne 1 book, 1 sharab k bottle or 1000$ rakhta ha, bacha tino cheze le leta ha. Molvi preshan hota ha, sochta ha or phir kehta ha " ye bara ho kar Maulana Fazlur Rehman bane ga
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Police ko 1 body mili ha, kalay dant hain, ghonslay jaese bal haen, dimag nahi ha, pao ulte haen, mujhe tumhari fikr horahi ha, zara miss call to marna
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Dil ka dard hamey batate kion nahi,Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi,
Mar jao gey aese hi zor laga ker, Qabz hai to HASHMI churan khate kiun nahi