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A Couple Was Kissing In Da Garden Suddenly Dog n Bitch Start Fucking
Boy: Janu Mera Bhi Dil Kerta Hy Main Bhi Ker Loon
Girl : Ok, Par Sambhal Ker Kutiya Kaat Na Le
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Milk Products According To Breast Size . . . ! ! !
32 Tarang
Chota Pack Bara Maza
34 Everyday
Jaise Chahe Piyo
36 Olper’s
Un K Liye Jo Dil Khol Ker Peete Hyn ;->
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha,ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?
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Dad-Beti ki Shadi zaldi karni chahiye.
Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se roj GAJAR,MULI gayab ho rai hai.
Grndfathr-Do din se meri lakdi bhi gayab hai
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Pilot to tower:"i'm 300 miles from land,600 feet over water & no fuel,plz instruct."??????????Tower to pilot:"Gaaaand marao!!!"
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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota?.....
Toh chautha(4th) bandar underwear ke saamne haath karke khada hota
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Degrees Of Girl
BA – Beautifull Ass
LLB – Lovly Lickable Breasts
BSc – Beautifull Sexy Cunt
MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society
MBA – Married But Available
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1 Larka Mar Gya Tou Us Ki maa Roty Huey Boli : Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha Hii Kia Tha.
1 Parosan Larki Boli : Maine Tumhare Larke Ko Sab Kuch Dikha Dia Tha ;->
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Grl 2 Swami: Can i c d future?
Swami Gt nakd & bend & he startd oiling her asss..
She: It feels u're gonna fuk me?
Swami: dekha tum future dekhne lagi na..!!
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Aaj maine 2 kasme khai hai...
1) Parai ladki pe nazar nahidalunga.
2) Kisi bhiladki koparaai nahimanungaaa!
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zara sambhal k
zyada bhaari chiz mat utana
waqt pe khana
waqt pe sona
apna khayal rakhna
Q k 4th mahina chal raha hai na2008 ka!
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Shaadi K Baad Larke k Dosto'n Ne Larke Se Poocha "Kaisi Rahi Suhaag Raat?"
Larka Bola : Aray Yaar Kabhi Khaandan Main Shaadi Nahi Kerna Dosto'n Ne Poocha
K: Kyun Larka Bola : Jab Main Zor Zor Se Kerne Laga Tou Wo Boli "KAMRAN BHAI" Zara Aaram Se . . .
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A Guy Wanted To Lose Weight He Went To A Diet CentreIt Offered Plan A or B He Took Plan A. He Was Than Taken To A Room Wherein A Good Looking Naked Girl Wid A "If U Catch Me, U Can FUCK Me" Sign Was W8ing For Him. He Never Caught Her But Lost 50 Lbs After 3 Days He Decided To Try Plan B Thinkin Tht Shud B Better Excited, he Quickly Enteed The Room A Horse Was W8ing Wid A Sign That Says "I'll Fuck U If I Catch U" ;->
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Shazada Saleem:- Anarkali ham tumhari Phudi Lena chahtae hae.
Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap naeShahzada
Saleem:- ohhhhh ager itni bari hae to rehnae he do.......... ...
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Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat mainchala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur
bola:Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata
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Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare.
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.
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Very bad khuch nya
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