Ek Badshah aur Gandu K Story

Ek baadshah yeh elaan kerta hai k main apni beti ke shadi us larky saykaroon gaa jo sab say ziyada gand maar sakky to her koee aata haitrial per koee 1 lakree koee 2 lakryan or koee 3 lakryan or max 15lakryan tak chood leta hai per her koee 15 lakryan choodny k baad hekhattam ho jata hai dour kaheen kise village main ek gando rehta thajo bahaut bara choudo tha jab bhe daikhoo yehe kehta tha"k is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa, is kee gand maar doongaa us kee gand maar doon gaa"to loog badshah tak us ke bateen pohouncha daity hainbaadshah bara impress hota hai or us ko apny darbaar paar bula letahai wo banda jab darbaar main enter hota hai to yehe baten kerta hotahai k "is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa is kee gand maardoon gaa us kee gand maar doon gaa".Badshah bara heraan hota hai or begher kise test k uss ke shadi apnibeti say ker deta hai ab suhaag raat aa jate hai to wo apny kamry kdooor ko zour say dhakka de ker enter hota hai or aaty he bashan denashuru ker deta hai k "is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa iskee gand maar doon gaa us kee gand maar doon gaa".Shehzaadi pehly to sunte rehte hai phir tang aa ker apni phuddi ketaraf ishara ker k kehtee hai K is ko koun choody gaa to wo bandamiskeen shakal bana ker kehta hai"K SARKAAR HUM TO BUS BAATEN CHOODTE HAIN "