Before & After "SHAADI"

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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5 saal baad........

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

Philosphy of Life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

Police Nahi Pakdti Kya??

Ek British Tourist ne India Me ek Sardar ko Sadak K Kinare Su-Su Karte Dekh aur usse puchcha - Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?
Sardar - (Roni Surat Bana K) - Nahi G, Yahan Khud Apna Pakad Kar Karna Padta Hai.

Bada Koun???

Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Wo Kese?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

Kaam

Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya, 400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya”

Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Sirf Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya, 5000 Kamaya Aur Tail ki ek boond v nahi lagai.“