A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...
Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!"
Its time to fun. so im trying to laugh people with some NonVeg and dirty Jokes. I post here Some Adult Jokes, Nonveg Jokes & Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes in English, Nonveg Jokes in Hindi and Non Veg Jokes in Punjabi. Here you can find nonveg shayri, hindi dirty shayari and non veg poems also.
September 18, 2008
Divorce???
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Dirty Hindi Jokes
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Hindi Jokes
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Mazedar Rasile Chutkule
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Non Veg
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Non Veg Jokes
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Punjabi Jokes
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Santa Banta
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Sex
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Sex Jokes
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Sexy Jokes
September 10, 2008
Pandit Pita-Puttar
EK BAAR EK PANDIT JI KE LADKE KI SHAADI HUI.
SUHAGRAAT KO WO BECHARA THODA CONFUSE HO GAYA.
USNE APNE PITA JI KO AWAAJ LAGAYI AUR PUCHA
BETA- PITASHRI,
TRI CHIDRAM MUM PASHYAMI, KIM CHIDRAM FUCKUM FUCKAMI
PITA- PUTRA,
GOL KUNDUM MAHA PAAPAM,TRIBHUJAKARU M FUKUM FUKAMI
SUHAGRAAT KO WO BECHARA THODA CONFUSE HO GAYA.
USNE APNE PITA JI KO AWAAJ LAGAYI AUR PUCHA
BETA- PITASHRI,
TRI CHIDRAM MUM PASHYAMI, KIM CHIDRAM FUCKUM FUCKAMI
PITA- PUTRA,
GOL KUNDUM MAHA PAAPAM,TRIBHUJAKARU M FUKUM FUKAMI
Labels:
Dirty Hindi Jokes
,
Hindi Jokes
,
Mazedar Rasile Chutkule
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Non Veg
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Non Veg Jokes
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Punjabi Jokes
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Santa Banta
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Sex Jokes
,
Sexy Jokes
September 08, 2008
Munna-Munni Duet
Munni woh din yaad karo
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
tum chut pe sabun malti thi ,
hum land pe jhag udate the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
ab chut chupane ki bari hai,
munni bharat ki nari hai.
Munni woh din yaad karo
jab hum tum sath sote the,
tum chut mein kheti karti thi ,
hum land pe ganne bote the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab chut mein kheti hoti thi,
ab land ki fusslo ki khatir,
humne ise banjar bana diya.
Munni woh din yaad karo
jab luka chipi khelte the,
tum lahanga pahan kar aati thi,
aur hum usme chup jate the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
jab hamne tumhe chupaya tha,
ab tum to jaat ke bhalu ho,
lahange me shahad ka chhatta hai.
Munni woh din yaad karo,
jab sath deewali khele the,
tum chut pe tikli rakhti thi ,
hum land se foda karte the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
jab chut pe tikli fodi thi.
ab chut hamari pyari hai,
aur loda tera bhikhari hai.
Munni woh din beet gaye
han munni woh din beet gaye.
ab chut ke darshan ki khatir ,
hum chut chalisa padhte hai,
par chut nahi darshan deti,
hum land se ladte rahte hai.
par waqt hamara aayega.
jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge,
tum land land chillaogi
hum chut me danda pelenge.
munni munne ko kam na samajh
yeh teri phudi chodega..
tu pair pakad kar royegi..
teri chut me keeel(nails) thokega
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
tum chut pe sabun malti thi ,
hum land pe jhag udate the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
ab chut chupane ki bari hai,
munni bharat ki nari hai.
Munni woh din yaad karo
jab hum tum sath sote the,
tum chut mein kheti karti thi ,
hum land pe ganne bote the.
Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab chut mein kheti hoti thi,
ab land ki fusslo ki khatir,
humne ise banjar bana diya.
Munni woh din yaad karo
jab luka chipi khelte the,
tum lahanga pahan kar aati thi,
aur hum usme chup jate the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
jab hamne tumhe chupaya tha,
ab tum to jaat ke bhalu ho,
lahange me shahad ka chhatta hai.
Munni woh din yaad karo,
jab sath deewali khele the,
tum chut pe tikli rakhti thi ,
hum land se foda karte the.
Munna woh din beet gaye,
jab chut pe tikli fodi thi.
ab chut hamari pyari hai,
aur loda tera bhikhari hai.
Munni woh din beet gaye
han munni woh din beet gaye.
ab chut ke darshan ki khatir ,
hum chut chalisa padhte hai,
par chut nahi darshan deti,
hum land se ladte rahte hai.
par waqt hamara aayega.
jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge,
tum land land chillaogi
hum chut me danda pelenge.
munni munne ko kam na samajh
yeh teri phudi chodega..
tu pair pakad kar royegi..
teri chut me keeel(nails) thokega
Labels:
Dirty Hindi Jokes
,
Hindi Jokes
,
Mazedar Rasile Chutkule
,
Non Veg
,
Non Veg Jokes
,
Punjabi Jokes
,
Santa Banta
,
Sex Jokes
,
Sexy Jokes
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