April 25, 2008

Life is Good, Laughing Makes it Better.....

Hi Friends,
Aadab arz hai......

Shadi Se Pehle aur Shadi K Baad
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki.. Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
1 pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
Shadi K 5 Saal Baad
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko School chodte hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

Ab Aap Bhai Logon aur inki behno (Meri Bhabion) k liye hum le kar aaye hain naye-naye Mazedaar Non-Veg, Ek se Badkar Ek DIRTY Jokes Ka Khajana. Inhe Pad kar agar aap ki Gaand Main Khujli na ho gayee to main apna naam badal looga (mainly is blog main).

Are Haan Bhai aur Bhabiyo, Plz apni Valuable Comment jaroor De ta K mera Hamesha Khada Rahe (I mean Hosla Bana Rahe).....

Mouj Karo...........
(Are Haan Right Side wali Patti main Lage YouTube Video Dekhna Na Bhoolna.....Aap inhe dekh kar sikh jayege k public main Boob Kaise Dabaye Jaate Hain.....)
(All jokes are not mine....i collect them Yahan-Wahan)
Aap Ka Pyara Chhota Bhai aur Dewar
-Ali

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