Joke of the DAY!!!

College Wali MASALEDAR....
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Office Wali FIKKI.....
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Ghar Wali Me TASTE NAHI AATA......
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Hotel Wali To MAST Hoti Hai.....
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Sudhar Jao KAMINO!!!
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Mai Chaye (TEA) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu......

Boobbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssssss

Sante Ne Bante Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”
Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“

Naari Shakti

Que: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

Ans.: Naari Ka Matlab Hai "Shakti".

Que.: To Phir.... Purash Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai ???

 Ans.: Very Simple.....

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Purash Ka Matlab Hota Hai...........

 

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. "Sehan Shakti"

Lady & Baba Ji

Lady to Baba Ji - Maharaj Mere Santan Nahi Ho Rahi!!

Baba Ji -  Panty Koun Se Colour Ki Pehnti Ho?

Lady - Red Colour Ki.

Baba Ji - Panty GREEN Colour ki Pehna Karo, Signal "ON" Rahega Tabhi Santan Hogi.

SEXY SHAMPOOS

Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...

Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???

Agar HEAD k Baal Dhone Hai To "HEAD N SHOULDER".

Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai To " PANTENE" Le Lo...

Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....