Punjabi Adult Joke - Ladka Ladki Ki Tarkrar

Ladki (Ladke Se) - Main tenu chhad ke ja rahi aa...! 
                                 Menu Bhool Jai...!!

Ladka -  Na Tere Aane Ki Khusi, 
              Na Tere Jane Ka Gum....


             Fuddi Teri Le Lai,
             Dafa Ho Teri Bhen Di Lun.....

Adult Joke of The Day - Istri Garam Hai ......

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Ki.

Dobhi Rote Hue Bola : “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”

Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.

Police Wala: “Fir?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“

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Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte.......

Dirty Joke of the Day - 2

Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya. Interviewer -
Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi:- ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi problem nahi...Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,
bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai

Dirty Joke of the Day - 1

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai, 

Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai. 
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Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?

Adult Joke of The Day - Sex Se Problem???

Ek Din Santa Subh-Subh Rote Hoye Doctor Ke Pass Pahucha.

Santa - Doctor Saab, Maine Raat Ek Gasti Ke Sath Sex Kiya Tha.

Doctor - Achcha! to Fir?

Santa - Ab Mujhe Peshab Nahi Aa Raha...

Doctor Ne Checkup kiya aur Bola -

Doctor - Saale Bhosdi Ke....

....Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom To Utar Leta..