Two Desis are attending a call of nature in the forest. A lion appears.
Billoo asks : "Chotu, tujhe dar lag raha hai kyaa ?" (Chotu, are you afraid?)
Chotu: "Nahin toh. Main shaer sae nahin darata." (No I am not.)
Billo: "Jhoot bolata hai." (You are lying.)
Chotu: "Main aslee main nahin dar raha." (No. I am really not afraid.)
Billo: "toh saalae, phir apnee gaand dhoh, maeree kyoon dhoh raha hai ?"
(Then why don’t you wash your own arse; Why are you wiping mine?)
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