May 08, 2008

Laloo in Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply -

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: Bhaiyo aur Behnoo, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi k hum ko America mein naukri mil gayee hay. Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued... Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter phar kar sunaoon gaa - par letter angreeze main hay – is liye. (Translation) ... Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya, You do not meet —— aap to miltay hee naheen ho. our requirement —— humko zaroorat hai. Please do not send any furthur correspondance —— Letter vetter bhaij ne ka koouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call —— phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai. shall be entertained —— bahut khaatir kee jaye gi.
Thanks —— aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates —— Bilva.

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