Aaj Kal Ke Bachche

Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“

Shayri

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Dia Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!.