Adult Joke of The Day - Mufat Ka Maal

Ek Din Santa Ki Girl Friend Preeto Ne Bade Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchcha :-

Preeto : “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Ji?”

Santa : “Bahut Jyada”

Preeto : “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho Ji?”

Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai“

Adult Joke of The Day - AIDS

Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha.

Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.

Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?”

Girl: “No” .

Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai,

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.Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“

Adult Joke of The Day - 1

Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha :-

Santa - Ladki aur Bijli ki Taar Me Kya Farq Hota Hai?

Banta - Yaar Koi Jyada Farq Nahi Hota,
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Agar Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain!!!

Sexy throughts

Sex is like restaurant :
Some time u get good service,

Some time u get bad service,

some time u get no service,

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Many times u have to be happy with self service.

Punjabi Song - Bade Chete aunde ne....

Aalo!
Girl's song after marraige - Lulle Anmulle!!
Bade chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle,
Jado c fulle,
Fuddi vich varde,
dhuni tak charde,
kai var marai,
vich umar jwani,

oh dunia vakhri c,
Kinea ne vajaiya,
Na hon padhaia roj thukaiya,
Saari raat ghar ni,
Kise da dar ni,
Gasti vargi udo jindgani...
Bade chete aunde ne yaran de lulle...

O college mundea da,
vje sade 11,
Ni jna yara,
Ni kapde kholle,
Ni khade lolle,
Paake vich fuddi de,
Ni chikaan chadiya.

Munde bade shokeen hunde,
kapde laake,
Mumme dabonde,
Maje dwaonde,
Bde chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle...

'Ali' lambe lulle wala,
Na condom ponda,
Na tel lagonda,
Agge di paake,
Picho di kad da......