Its time to fun. so im trying to laugh people with some NonVeg and dirty Jokes. I post here Some Adult Jokes, Nonveg Jokes & Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes in English, Nonveg Jokes in Hindi and Non Veg Jokes in Punjabi. Here you can find nonveg shayri, hindi dirty shayari and non veg poems also.
March 03, 2012
Adult Joke of The Day - Mufat Ka Maal
Ek Din Santa Ki Girl Friend Preeto Ne Bade Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchcha :-
Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain. Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha
Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“
2 comments :
Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega
Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi
Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha
Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai”
Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata
Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li
Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha
Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai”
Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun
Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai”
Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“
Wah! Bhai Wah!!!
Nice Jokes....
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