Punjabi Song - Bade Chete aunde ne....

Aalo!
Girl's song after marraige - Lulle Anmulle!!
Bade chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle,
Jado c fulle,
Fuddi vich varde,
dhuni tak charde,
kai var marai,
vich umar jwani,

oh dunia vakhri c,
Kinea ne vajaiya,
Na hon padhaia roj thukaiya,
Saari raat ghar ni,
Kise da dar ni,
Gasti vargi udo jindgani...
Bade chete aunde ne yaran de lulle...

O college mundea da,
vje sade 11,
Ni jna yara,
Ni kapde kholle,
Ni khade lolle,
Paake vich fuddi de,
Ni chikaan chadiya.

Munde bade shokeen hunde,
kapde laake,
Mumme dabonde,
Maje dwaonde,
Bde chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle...

'Ali' lambe lulle wala,
Na condom ponda,
Na tel lagonda,
Agge di paake,
Picho di kad da......

Girl is So Clever...........

Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.

Girl :- Wo kyun ?

Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.

Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

Chuha Aur Chuhiya???

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne ek chuhe ke liye ek taraf cake

aur doosri tarf chuhiya rakh di.

Chuha fauran cake ki tarf lapka.

Professor ne doosri baar cake ko badal kar roti rakh di.

Chuha roti ki tarf lapka.

Is tarh kai baar food items badli, magar chuha har baar food ki tarf hi bhaga.

Professor : Bas saabit ho gaya ke bhookh hi sabse badi taqat hai.

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Itne me last row se awaz aai. Sir Ji, ek baar chuhiya bhi badal kar dekho lo!!!

Punjab Police Di Balle-Balle

2 Seat wala Helicopter KABRISTAN mein Crash ho gaya.

Next Day TV par Headline :

Two Seater Jahaj Gira.

Punjab Police ne 150 Lashein Dhoond Nikali aur

Abhi Talash Jaari Hai...

Item Girls ka Dance!!!

Santa ka b Pappu apne Papa ki Marriage ki Movie d r t aur bola :-

Pappu :- Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Shadi Me Ye Item Girls Nachwani Hain.

Santa : - Haramkhor ye Item Girls Nahi...
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Teri Bua Aur Mosiyan Hain....