February 03, 2012

Girl is So Clever...........

Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.

Girl :- Wo kyun ?

Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.

Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.


4 comments :

hindi non veg jokes said...

सरदार को नाटक में अर्जुन का रोल मिला तो लोगो ने शोर ...किया- " पगड़ी वाला अर्जुन ... पगड़ी वाला अर्जुन ..."

सरदार बोला : " भोसड़ी वालो ५ मिनट पहले लंड वाली द्रोपदी आयी थी, तब सो रहे थे क्या ? "

hindi non veg jokes said...

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?
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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal "HOLE"..!

hindi non veg jokes said...

Buddha Ek Ladki Se Takra Gaya..
Buddha: Sorry..
Girl: Stupid..
Tabhi Ek Ladka Usi Ladki Takra Gaya..
Ladka: Sorry..
Girl: It's Ok..
Buddha: Madarchod.. Meri Sorry Ki Spelling
Gaulat Thi Kiya..!

Unknown said...

Nhi ladki ko usse koi ummeed nhi thi