Sardar
aur uski wife chalti car me hi chudaai ke mud me aa gaye.. Apne apne kapde
utaare aur chalti gaadi me sex shuru kar dia..
Achanak car ka accident ho gaya.. Sardar buri tarah se crushed gaadi me fas gya, uski wife bahar nikal gayi,
sardar bola- preeto, ja bhag kar kahi se help ke liye kisi ko bula kar laa.
Prito- aise hi nangi kaise jau?
Sardar (sochne ke baad) - Ek kaam kar, meri pagdi Choot pe laga le, aur jute gaand pe laga le.
Prito ne aisa hi kiya aur waha se chali gayi, ek mechanic shop tak pahuchi aur ek admi ko boli…
Prito- Bhai saab plz meri help karo, Sardar ji bahut buri tarah se fase huye hain, unhe nikalne me meri help kijiye..wo buri tarah fase hain…
Worker prito ke aage lagi pagdi and piche jute dekh kar bola -
Worker- Madam wo to dikh hi raha hai kitni buri tarah fase hue hain, nikaalne me help to kar dunga, par pehle ye to batao ye pura andar ghuse kaise ???....
Achanak car ka accident ho gaya.. Sardar buri tarah se crushed gaadi me fas gya, uski wife bahar nikal gayi,
sardar bola- preeto, ja bhag kar kahi se help ke liye kisi ko bula kar laa.
Prito- aise hi nangi kaise jau?
Sardar (sochne ke baad) - Ek kaam kar, meri pagdi Choot pe laga le, aur jute gaand pe laga le.
Prito ne aisa hi kiya aur waha se chali gayi, ek mechanic shop tak pahuchi aur ek admi ko boli…
Prito- Bhai saab plz meri help karo, Sardar ji bahut buri tarah se fase huye hain, unhe nikalne me meri help kijiye..wo buri tarah fase hain…
Worker prito ke aage lagi pagdi and piche jute dekh kar bola -
Worker- Madam wo to dikh hi raha hai kitni buri tarah fase hue hain, nikaalne me help to kar dunga, par pehle ye to batao ye pura andar ghuse kaise ???....
16 comments :
ha ha ha gud sms
very funny jokes in Hindi , Thanks a Lot
sallo behanchodo sardar kyun pandit kyun nahi
nice
Ha ha ha gud sms
Ek pandit ki biwi apni choot k baal ki chotti kar li. Aur wo aurat sante ko choot dene ai jb sante ne uski choot dekhi to bola . Pandit sara andr chlaa gya par chotti bahar reh gyi..
It's nice
Sharm karo sardar nahi har joke wich lalla ji gupta ji sharma ji kaho
Sardar nahi gupta sharma verma use karo hao joke wich
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Hi gayatri...mujhse chudwa le...teri gaand aur teri fuddi dono laal kar dunga
hi gaytri m chodna h tujhe
Hi gayatri...
Mera naam surajmukhi h or ek bar mere mama ne mujhe choda tha ,abhi m 17 saal ki hi hu, dard kafi hi tha isliye mujhe dar lagraha h.
Hi mera naam surajmukhi h,kuch din pehle hi mere mama ne mujhe choda h ,me abhi sirf 17 sal kihun mujhe kafi dard hua that ,is lite m ab kabhi nahi karwana chahti
Bhonsedy ke ye gaitry ki Gand hai ya bander ki. Madder Chood. Teri ma' ki isey tarah all howi thi.
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