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December 21, 2016

Why Drink Wine

A man enters a wine store and asks the seller.....

'Which brand of whiskey would you advise me for my 25th 
wedding anniversary????'

Wine Seller-'Sir, it totally depends on whether you want to 
celebrate or want to forget!!!!!'

December 20, 2016

Naughty Bchcha

बच्चा:- मम्मी गांधीजी👶 के सर पर बाल क्यो नही थे ????
.मम्मी:- क्योकीं बेटा वो केवल सत्य बोलते थे….
.बच्चा :- अब समझ मे आया की तुम औरतो 👩के बाल लम्बे क्यु होते है….


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