Girl is So Clever...........

Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.

Girl :- Wo kyun ?

Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.

Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

Chuha Aur Chuhiya???

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne ek chuhe ke liye ek taraf cake

aur doosri tarf chuhiya rakh di.

Chuha fauran cake ki tarf lapka.

Professor ne doosri baar cake ko badal kar roti rakh di.

Chuha roti ki tarf lapka.

Is tarh kai baar food items badli, magar chuha har baar food ki tarf hi bhaga.

Professor : Bas saabit ho gaya ke bhookh hi sabse badi taqat hai.

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Itne me last row se awaz aai. Sir Ji, ek baar chuhiya bhi badal kar dekho lo!!!

Punjab Police Di Balle-Balle

2 Seat wala Helicopter KABRISTAN mein Crash ho gaya.

Next Day TV par Headline :

Two Seater Jahaj Gira.

Punjab Police ne 150 Lashein Dhoond Nikali aur

Abhi Talash Jaari Hai...

Item Girls ka Dance!!!

Santa ka b Pappu apne Papa ki Marriage ki Movie d r t aur bola :-

Pappu :- Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Shadi Me Ye Item Girls Nachwani Hain.

Santa : - Haramkhor ye Item Girls Nahi...
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Teri Bua Aur Mosiyan Hain....