Police Nahi Pakdti Kya??

Ek British Tourist ne India Me ek Sardar ko Sadak K Kinare Su-Su Karte Dekh aur usse puchcha - Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?
Sardar - (Roni Surat Bana K) - Nahi G, Yahan Khud Apna Pakad Kar Karna Padta Hai.

Bada Koun???

Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Wo Kese?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

Kaam

Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya, 400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya”

Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Sirf Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya, 5000 Kamaya Aur Tail ki ek boond v nahi lagai.“

Mahan Aadmi Ka Vichar

Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar

Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon

Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai

Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,

Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..

Every Thucking Day!

Feeees

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

Dil Upper Kar Do

Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli

“Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai”

Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun”

Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

Ladkiyo Ki Izzat

Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?

Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar, Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai

Romatic Budha

Ek Din Ek Budha Romantic Mood Mein Apni Biwi Se Bola

“Darling, Main Tumhare Liye Aasmaan Se Taare Tod Launga”

Budhi: “Benchod, Muh Se Mungfuli To Todi Nahi Jaati Aur Gaa.Nd Se Akhrot Todne Ke Sapne Dekh Raha Hai“