On honeymoon Night, the groom Santa Singh lights up a match stick near wife's pussy.
Wife: Why did u do this?
Santa: Dosto ne kaha ki pehle achchhi tarah Garam karma
Gal to Santa : Kya main Apki Nakal Maar Loon ?
Santa : Maar Le, Maar Le, Phir Main Teri Asal Marooga!!!!
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Teacher : Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Santa : Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayegaâ
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In a crowded bus , Girl : excuse me brother that's my seat.
Santa : Ok, but im not ur brother, my father never fuck ur mother.
Girl : But my father did.
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Teacher explain "Responsibility with example"?
Santa : Madam ur blouse have 4 buttons, out of which 3 r open,
the entire responsibility is to open the 4th button also.
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