Kya Aap Kabhi Lun Bane ho ?

Ravi Went To A Chemist Shop And Asked For A Condom Of His Size .

The Shop Owner Was Astonished To See Him Ask A Condom Of His Size.
So The Owner Told The Man To Place A Order And Come Back After One Week .
Ravi Places The Order And Goes Home. After One Week He Comes Back To The Shop Takes The Condom And Goes To His Home . The Shop Owner Feels Something Fishy About This So He Calls The Police And Tells Them About The Condom Issue.

The Police Taught That He Must Be Smuglling . The Police Goes To His Place , Ravi Lived On The Third Floor . When The Police Broke Opened The Door They Saw That Ravi Was Wearing That Big Condom.

So The Poice Says : "hands Up , Sala Suar Ka Baccha Smuglling Karega Itna Bada Condom Pehan Ke Apne Baap Ke Shaadi Main Jaa Raaha Hai Kya ? "
At This Ravi Replied : " Nahi Saahab , Aaj Ground Floor Main Fancy Dress Competition Hai Aur Main Usme Lund Ban Raha Hoon".